I’m not someone who can multitask while watching TV. Don’t walk into the other room while a show is on, you might miss something important. Get off Twitter. This is a TV show, not a radio play – everything on screen is happening for a reason. Honestly, don’t even talk in the moments there’s no dialogue playing. There are still sounds and images moving in sequence, and if you interrupt them, I’m going to miss some emotional cues.
This makes it very hard for me to watch television.
I can’t knit and watch TV, or write a blog post, or check email. To catch up on shows, the rest of the world has to stop, and that doesn’t happen often. As a result, I’ve gotten behind. I can’t remember when I was last this behind. There is so much to watch, and I can’t keep up with what I’ve already got on my plate. Here’s my current to-watch list.
To catch up on:
- Regular Show (the #1 priority – I always stay caught up until CN airs a new episode every day for two weeks)
- Adventure Time (how did I let myself get so behind??)
- Supernatural (this is going to be tough, but it has to be done, right?)
- Steven Universe (I didn’t want the list to seem made up exclusively of Cartoon Network shows, so I put it at number 4)
- Broadchurch (also in the rewatch section, I want to feel everything again before I start season 2)
To watch for the first time:
- Jessica Jones (I know it will change my life and everything, I just have some Regular Show to catch up on)
- VEEP (I need that Armando Iannucci dialogue in my life)
- Silicon Valley (Does it have Kumail Nanjiani? It will be hilarious.)
- Legends of Tomorrow (I’d been avoiding the CW’s shared universe of small screen DC superheroes, but Arthur Darvill’s there, so I guess I will be, too.)
To rewatch (a list so long, none of the shows get explanations):
- The Thick of It
- Black Books
- Empty
- Flight of the Conchords
- Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy
- Over the Garden Wall
- Broadchurch
- Coupling
- Community
- Outnumbered
I’ve got a clear starting point, but after that, I’m not sure. It’s going to take a few marathons to even make a dent. Better start popping the popcorn… I hear blanket forts are powerful motivators.
(are you reading this right now while watching tv? stop that.)