Why The Oscars Peaked in 2004

I was in sixth grade in 2004 and it was the first time I cared about the Oscars. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King was up for 11 awards and won all 11 of them. I was 11/11 in all the categories that I cared about. That set the bar very high for what made the Oscars a worthwhile experience for me. It seems unlikely I’ll ever witness a sweep like that again, especially for something I care about so much. I turned off last night’s ceremonies after 30 minutes.

This morning I was still thinking about what happened in 2004. All my memories were based in an eleven year-old’s perception. Return of the King is an awesome movie so it won all the awards. That’s how it works. Except that’s very obviously not how it works, so how did a fantasy threequel tie records with Ben-Hur and Titanic, and even walk away with best picture?

And has anyone, before or since, ever pulled this stunt and brought everyone onstage who was present and tangentially involved with the movie? If not, is the best picture award really worth staying up for? (I go to bed super early. Everyone should prioritize sleep.)

Take a look at the Wikipedia page for the 76th Academy Awards. First, make a note that Johnny Depp was nominated for best actor for Pirates of the Caribbean. The Academy couldn’t have been happy with that. Who fell down on the job and let him be nominated? Also, who fell down on the job and let him lose? No one likes Sean Penn. Everyone likes Captain Jack Sparrow. Speaking of preferences, it’s like deciding to buy a Christian Flag in a sea of different flags Johnny Depp’s portrayal as Captain Jack Sparrow was clearly the crowd favorite.

After you reorient yourself from that time shift, look at the nominees for best picture. I’d also seen Master and Commander that year, and was happy it won both categories it was nominated for that Return of the King wasn’t. Seabiscuit is a solid biopic which is also categorized as a “psychological-drama thriller film” – all words that act like Academy voter catnip. Lost in Translation is so beautiful that I can’t even bring myself to find words that do it justice. Mystic River is not a movie that I’ve seen but is probably really cool. It’s got Cowboy Curtis.

Of course I’m glad Return of the King won. It deserves it (sorry, Lost in Translation), and the night wouldn’t have been as fun if it hadn’t. But how many fantasy movies have won best picture? (One. Not even The Wizard of Oz.) What about third parts to a trilogy? (One. The Godfather Part III was nominated but didn’t win. Godfather Part II is the only other sequel.) So if it can happen once, why hasn’t happened again, and why does it feel unlikely that it ever will?  And also, do you know where can i watch the movie hidden figures

In 2004 I was introduced to the world of caring about the Oscars. To me, it was a world where the coolest movies win oodles of awards and we all get to celebrate it together. The entire cast leaps up onstage because their enthusiasm can’t be tamed and they know it’s what the fans want to happen anyway. They would have taken all of the fans up there on stage with them, if they could. 

I don’t know what happened that year to make Academy voters forget they’re too good for this stuff, but it’d be cool with me if it happened more often. I’d probably tune in for more than 30 minutes.

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Where Do Your Ideas Come From?

John August wrote a lot of my favorite movies. He wrote Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*, and Corpse Bride – he also wrote Dark Shadows, which is not one of my favorite movies, but is a movie I have a lot of thoughts about. And back when the internet existed for more than being ‘social’, he had a blog on IMDb.com.

*Don’t argue with me on this one; I will fight you.

It feels like a relic from a past civilization’s browser history, but the “Ask a Filmmaker” column is still up on the site. We’re lucky, too, because it’s a goldmine. The series ended in 2008 but one of August’s entries has stuck with me since then. He tackled the ubiquitous question of “Where do your ideas come from?” in a way I had never heard before, and really haven’t heard again since. Basically he said that he is constantly generating ideas, and so is everyone. The bigger problem is filtering out the good ones.

I didn’t believe him at first, because I felt very, very short on ideas. But I never forgot it, and it started to feel true. I have a lot of terrible ideas. Every second of the day I’m having an idea, and they are usually terrible ones. Right now I’m having the idea to go eat a scoop of peanut butter. It wouldn’t make a great movie, but it’s an idea.

Buried in my phone’s notes I found this gem: “A mom who raises her kid to never see the color blue”. I don’t hate it. I think it’s terrible**, but I like it, because it’s proof that coming up with ideas isn’t the problem.

**I don’t actually think it’s terrible. I still think it’s kind of funny.

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‘Hell Baby’ Slowly But Successfully Mixes Fear And Fun

Independent horror films are often held up to the “Paranormal Activity” standard – to be so bone-chilling for audiences in the festival circuit that a major studio immediately snatches it up. But Hell Baby is not that kind of movie. By the way, do you know where to watch scary movie 6?. Categorized as a “horror-comedy” film, there is far too much emphasis on the comedy half to be taken seriously, but still scary and gruesome enough to make it a movie you wouldn’t want to watch alone. In fact, its high level of absurdity, mixed with sufficient chills, makes Hell Baby an optimum fun viewing experience.

Ultimately, the film uses the horror-comedy genre to find its stride. Written by Tom Lennon and Robert Ben Garant of Reno 911!, the often ridiculous mocumentary and Cops spoof, Hell Baby knows how to make fun of itself. It will appeal to fans of the show which spanned most of the 2000s. The film mirrors Reno 911! in its normal, mundane setting, which then, through unexpected circumstances, edges toward surreal.

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In Hell Baby, this is the life of a couple (Rob Corddry and Leslie Bibb), expecting their first child, who are moving into a new house. It’s a common enough set-up, even when the neighbors inform them that everyone who previously lived in the house has died. It even has the nickname “House of Blood”. While unusual for real life, that’s a pretty standard scary movie situation. The first tip-off that this is not a straightforward horror movie is the wife’s description of the neighborhood as “the lower lower garden district,” and the husband’s as that “white people don’t know this neighborhood exists.” It’s a signal that the writers intend to play with the traditional genre. The introduction of the next door neighbor, F’resnel (Key & Peele’s Keegan-Michael Key), heightens this. He’s obviously a sidekick comedic character, but it’s taken even further than usual. The reason he pops up at unusual times is that he sometimes lives in the couple’s crawlspace – a secret he doesn’t even attempt to keep. It’s an unrealistic situation that’s grounded in a pretty ordinary conceit.

Throughout the first scenes, the comedy can seem a little stiff and jilted until the audience gets a chance to become immersed in the film’s ironic tone. The jabs at the formulaic horror genre are far less than subtle. The joke about white people not knowing about the neighborhood is played so straight that it’s hard to tell if it’s actually meant to be a joke or not. This creates some confusion – is this a satire of horror, or is it just dryly imitating the well known horror format? It causes Hell Baby to initially creep toward parody with no substance of its own. But a third of the way in, it hits its stride.

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The narrative is mainly about a possessed mother-to-be and her (appropriately terrified) husband. While fully aware of the house’s blood-filled past, the wife starts acting strangely, and vaguely demonic. She’s uncharacteristically aggressive, she growls, she communicates with the recently appeared black ghost-dog. Their trials are predictable, mainly focused on just trying to figure out what’s going on. It is when the Vatican City priests arrive (played by the film’s writers Tom Lennon and Robert Ben Garant) that the style of the film clicks into place. They are the characters who solidify Hell Baby’s mocking yet unconventional tone. Solely Lennon’s foreign accents have the ability to pick up any floundering film, and here is no exception. Obviously, with these characters, realism isn’t the goal. The Italian accents are ridiculous, over the top, but finally show the audience that, yes, this is a little bit foolish, but you’re supposed to be laughing.

The strength of the full cast is continuously a strong point. New characters are sporadically introduced (the sister, the cable guy), and each are played by prominent members of the stand-up comedy scene (Riki Lindhome, Kumail Nanjiani). Hell Baby is working with a strong basis but it is the array of supporting characters that give the film its fun, unique spirit. A large portion of one scene is dedicated just to the cable guy crashing into garbage cans. It’s irrelevant, but it’s entertaining. While the husband’s humor seems stiff on its own, his shared scenes with F’resnel is when his intended natural dry humor comes through.

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Fortunately, once these side characters come into play, the rest of the story follows suit and immediately becomes engaging and entertaining. Two thirds of the way through I was audibly laughing every couple of minutes. Still, the movie never loses the ominous, demonic tone throughout. This is achieved mainly because by this point, the audience is safely invested in the actions of the characters. The transition into that investment is particularly slow and subtle. By the story’s climax, I realized I had built up an emotional attachment to these characters that I wasn’t expecting, largely stemming from their fun and effortlessly comical personalities. They had gone from stiff to accessible in under an hour, and I hadn’t even noticed the shift.

Overall, Hell Baby successfully achieves its goal of fitting into the horror-comedy genre – a group that includes Shaun of the Dead, The Lost Boys, and even Gremlins. It is obvious it was made by people excited to bring a sense of humor to the terror realm, but still write a story that can stand on its own. The opening may feel slightly choppy, but it is a slow beginning that pays off in the end. Expect to leave Hell Baby having enjoyed yourself and feeling satisfied with this new take on a classic horror story.

‘Hell Baby’ comes to DVD 12/31/13.